Curse You, Wonder Pets!
Mr. C's grandpa introduced him to the Nickelodeon show 'Wonder Pets!'. It's their buddy-bonding activity when we visit. And it is yet anther reason why I'm just as happy we don't have cable. In case you don't know the premise of the show, it revolves around three classroom pets -- a self-important gerbil, a gender-challenged turtle, and a duckling with a speech impediment -- who sneak off after school's closed to save baby animals whose neglectful parents have allowed to get into dangerous situations. It really wouldn't be so bad if the damn animals wouldn't insist on singing EVERY FRICKIN' THING. Each show is the longest fifteen minutes of my life. Let me create an episode for you: