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April 01, 2013

I'd like to formally announce the newest soon-to-be-addition to the Toxic Household . . .

APRIL FOOLS!

Oh, God; that was classic!

You should have seen your face!

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The Trouble With Goodness

September 23, 2012

when I need to relax, I pick raspberries I have spent the last few weeks furiously picking raspberries at the farm. There is a TON. This is great. Well, except for one thing:

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First-Ever Toxic Housewife Contest!!

March 31, 2012

(OK, so this is a picture from the cookbook; but I made these Iced Lemon Cookies and they were JUST AS AWESOME as they look here) A friend asked me to donate some goods to a raffle at a fundraiser put on by my former employer. And you guys are lucky she did, as you have the chance to BENEFIT DIRECTLY from my conundrum!

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When Will I Be THAT Cool?

December 27, 2012

olive and cream cheese penguins (with a cheese ball igloo, of course) OK, if you thought I was bad, may I just point out that I've never had any desire to make the above concoction for a party. Can you imagine how long I would be in the kitchen, obsessively cutting olives in half and stuffing them with cream cheese, in order to have enough penguins for 50 people to have a bite? No thank you! But, in case you want the recipe, I found one here .

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The Toxic Housewife: On September 10, 2010, The Toxic Housewife gave up her full-time career to ACTUALLY be a housewife. Her husband (Bee), teenage stepson (S.B.), and toddler (Mr. C.), are brave cohorts in this Great Experiment of Housewifery. They have begun steeling themselves for an onslaught of burned suppers, failed sewing attempts, and tragedies in home-remodeling. toxic_housewife@yahoo.com

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