Phrases I Never Thought Would Come Out Of My Mouth

1)  Why did you put your chicken in the cooler?
2)  Did you throw your toothbrush in the toilet?
3)  Do you have to go pee-pee?
4)  Get your fingers out of your butt!
5)  Bring your chicken back outside; she doesn’t need to see the fridge.
6)  Friends don’t lock their friends in the toolshed.
7)  Are you sure you don't have to go pee-pee?
8)  You’re not supposed to poop in the yard.
9)  Because chickens get dizzy if they ride in bike trailers, that’s why!
10)  You’re not supposed to poop in the driveway, either.
11)  Well, you look like you have to go pee-pee . . .
12)  Big boys don’t hit chickens on the head with a stick.
13)  Why didn't you go pee-pee before we left the house?
14)  No, Walmart doesn’t need you to crawl around their bathroom floor.
15)  You’d better not be going outside to poop . . .
16)  Who peed on the floor?
17)  Because I said so.