Bummer

This is a picture of part of the 'statistics' page that comes with my blog (no, you can't access it, so don't bother).  The segment you're seeing is under the 'referring URLs' section.  If I understand it right (which is a big 'if'),
this shows websites that people used to get to my blog.  Which means that if someone Googles 'wonder pets speech impediment' (which, unbelievably, happens nearly daily), they'll end up on my 'Curse You, Wonder Pets!' post.

Most of the websites seem to belong to advertisers, which makes me realize how little I know about the Internet.  Also, it makes me feel like a prize idiot for following the link back to their website.  Which is why I've stopped checking out the links these days.

But this last week I noticed an enticing-looking website; that's it listed at the bottom of the photo.  All that's available to read is "housewifegetting".  Which is intruiging.  "Housewife getting" what?  Cleaning tips?  Bored?  Smashed?  I had to find out what brought this person to my blog.

Clicking on the link just brought me to my 'Seven Inches' post; the one complaining about Bee's and S.B.'s apparent inablility to move glasses the seven inches necessary to get dishware from the counter into the dishwasher.  This only served to tease me all the more.  Was the person in the UK trying to Google "housewife getting frustrated"?  "Housewife getting angry"?

Although I wasn't able to read the entire referring address, I could copy it all and paste it into my browser.  Which then allowed me to read the following:

"www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=housewife+getting+seven+inches"

Think about it . . .

Think about it . . .

Got it?

(shudder)

And while I was initially filled with the heebie jeebies, that feeling didn't last long.  Not because of my incredible open-mindedness, mind you, but because I was suddenly too busy feeling sorry for the man (I'll assume it was a male).  (Although I'm open-minded).

And the reason I was immediately filled with pity for the guy is this: the poor gentleman was just looking for a little late-night domestic pornography, and instead he came upon a page bitching about familial relations.

How disappointing.

It's a shame he didn't at least get over to the 'Sexy Sexy Talk' post, as did the person last month who Googled "housewife sexy talk download".

Of course, I'm sure that person's disgusted with what s/he found, too.