Oh, Yeah

To recap:

Time spent on The Great Macaroni-Starry Night Project:
  * 2 hours in the classroom
  * 5 hours at home prepping the night before; 1 hour sealing the project once done
  * 8 days of gloriously self-involved bitching before, during and after project completion

Money spent on The Great Macaroni-Starry Night Project:
  * $1.80 for a box of elbow macaroni and a package of fettuccine
  *  $2.99 for a metallic gold paint pen (which we didn’t end up using, but that I always wanted, anyway)

Amount The Great Macaroni-Starry Night Project sold for at fundraising auction last Friday:
  ***$200!!!***

That’s right, PTO beyatches: you owe me big-time!!

Well, me – and the highest-bidding kindergarten parent with copious amounts of disposable income and a free-spirited interpretation of classic art.