Today I Am: Sad

Rest In Peace, Your Highness
A few days ago I committed my first act of pre-meditated murder.

Yeah; I killed a queen.  I'm so badass.


I had to, Your Honor!  Her entire colony's been struggling for a month!  Their numbers are down and they're infested with mites!  She's an old queen, who might die at any moment!  And if she dies in the dead of winter, the entire colony will die!  So I was actually saving the colony by giving them the chance to create a new queen before it was too late!

Yeah; it doesn't make me feel any better, either.

I.  Am.  Scum.

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