The Toxic Housewife

Wiser words were never spoken, Fickle Pickle For a long time now, Bee has worn goggles when he minces onions.   It is, of course, a brilliant solution to that pesky problem of drops whilst you chop, but it’s hard to envision the Iron Chef in such a manly getup.

Fickle Pickle Fun MR. C:   It’s so lonely around here, and the house is always messy.   I need to get married so it won’t be lonely and messy anymore.

Yesterday I reached a new low in my cooking: